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Ice cream sandwich cake

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New Rochelle vs mount Vernon for the win

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No man wants a woman who's everywhere doing everything with everybody

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You have to get hurt that how you learn

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After you tell somebody bless you twice and they keep sneezing

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You can't do epic shit with basic people

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When you hood rich off food stamps

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If we're having sex dont fucking tell me deeper

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The way to a man heart is through his stomach

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Girls look no different in 1950

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When you can't afford a GPS

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If you're not letting your girl go out like this you're clearly tooinsecure for a relationship

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How you think when you find out someone eating ass like groceries

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She tried to do Kylie Jenner lips I'm screaming

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Snacking on Cheetos will never be the same again

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Be in the store like letting go of my pride

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When someone is pissing you off but you've been working on your angerproblems

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After you laugh at some fucked up shit on your timeline

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Someone needs to tell may-weather he's suppose to hug his wife andpunch me not the other way around

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When you buy the room & the bottles & she text you and say she notcoming

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