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Mummy little hustlers 

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Distract her babies 

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Everyone’s got to play a part

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Come on smile for the lady 

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Lady lovely ducklings mothergoose lovely purse 

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Can I borrow some money for their feed 

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No he’s about to kiss her 

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Got to keep an eye on her 

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The look when you open your door and finds the visitor is your dream girl 

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Trying to explain the first you got an orgasm 

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When you fully understand the meaning of your mother name 

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What you had her thrice in a go 

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How you look camping outside for some Jordan at the age of 30 

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When you and bae get home off henny at 3am 

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Keep this in mind next time you grab a hand rail

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When you cheated on ya girl 72 times then find out a male coworker held open a door for her and 

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When someone asks if you have an Android charger

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Good morning you’re getting a Christmas bonus no wait 

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Me when I say I’m not drinking tonight 

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When you don’t want to fuck up your new child molester 7’s

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Mom vs daughter can you identify mom

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When you retire but that Ssi check isn’t enough to live on 

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What in the bad and boujie teletubbie 

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On my way to a Boy Scout camp I met LIL pump he was high as 

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Who’s been to this restaurant an don’t lie 

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Nah nigga she ain’t even a thot she a thought 

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Would you be a stay at home dad if your wife was making 12 million 

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When you ask for a picture of your kid but your baby mother still misses you 

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Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my friends and family that I am a gift 

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Snoop dog out here looking like the Black M Bison 

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We all have that one friend where you need to say be nice before 

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Me at work vs me at home 

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When you need help seasoning chicken 

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This has gotta be a white man’s grill this meat is perfectly seasoned with imagination and hope 

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Snoop Dogg out here looking like the Black M Bison

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The Christmas Hood anthem for 2017

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What I think I wanna faint

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Can I take a quick look underneath your skirt 

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I didn’t see nothing 

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You’ve been a naughty boy now have your drugs 

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I hate competitors drink and die (thinking)

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When you’re so persistent for Christmas present drink this and sleep then you wake up on the 28th 

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Kitten mom why don’t I look like you or day 

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You’ve been sleeping around take this love portion

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What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common 

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When you go to jail for beating up your boyfriend and see all your friends at your court date

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Hey young girl young girl young girl 

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Damsel can I get your number

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Let me love you my way

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