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join the army they said see tropical foreign lands they said

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LA LA LAND!

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when the picture you asked them to delete ends up on their instagram

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scientist have discover caterpillar that looks like Donald trump's hair

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my parents called me liar I looked at them in them in the eyes and said "Santa,easter bunny, toothfairy' and walked away like a boss

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with the first overall pick, my deepest condolences you've been drafted by the browns

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when you said 2016 was gonna be ur year but three mouths in your life already shambles

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I look both ways before crossing a one way street that's how little faith I have left in humanity

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I think weekends are made in china they don't last long

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you're fat don't sugarcoat it cause you'll eat that too

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what's the first song you're playing on these speakers

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'every man cheats says Amber rose, but 'If he loves you enough, you'll never find out"

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me after a long night of

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when ur friend sends u a funny global warming meme but don't wanna laugh too hard.cause u know oxygen I limited

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this what Latinas be yelling

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my son is my baby today tomorrow and always

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who can go in their kitchen right now turn the light on & not see a roach

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when your bf says he's out with guys

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I appreciate pancakes with crispy edges

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man I was listening to usher in my headphones now I got a bump on my ear!

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every girl love this text her after she falls asleep and describe in large detail everything that you adore about her she'll wake up with a smile on her face

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when he blew your back out the other and you swear you bet grew a little bit

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took a l tired it into a lesson all my problems flip them into blessing see the good in every bad situation

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when you just realized your girl was at the party watching you the entire time

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if you aren't treating her right don't be mad when somebody else does

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god isolates you so you can get yourself togetheit may steem like you lost friendships &relationships but a better you is worth more!

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the best thing the slave master peoplehave taught I'll culture to keep our divided for America s'don't trust nobady now think about that major key

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I gave my boss a cookie just in case he wanna run a random drug test!!! we all going down

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you chicks. want these dudes to stay out your Dm just take your weave off and your makeup off then post a selfie problem solved

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to all those innocent looking girls with the hood playlist in their phone

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guys one gotta go

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look at my grand dad apron he said "well I ain't got no apron!"

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which show you grew up watching

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too official to entertain unofficial stuff

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when you're vibrating higher and reflect on how gangster you spirit is

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when you're trying to have a positive attitude but life keeps testing you

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so, how's your diet going? Me

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I swear to god I don't even know what's going on in 2017 anymore

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enjoy your own company it's okay to go shopping alone ,go to the movies alone ,go out to eat alone be happy with yourself

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hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood & I'm no longer interested so I wanna cancel my subscription is there a manager I can speak to?

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mom crying on first day of school you weren't crying when you left for the club on Friday

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I would love to do this but hte way my weight is set up I'll have to settle for being lifted up in prayer

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looks matter to me.. if god don't like ugly why should I

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17 year old me: I'm going college & doing something with life 2 years later

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ladies are squiggly brows the new trend? experts are saying yes!

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when u miss talking to someone but u don't wanna bother them bc obviously if they wanted to talk it'd be happening right now

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when you picking somebody up and hey got people with them

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look at this snack

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words lose value when ya actions don't match

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when women stops arguing with you, it means her heart is no longer in it

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