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when someone tells me I'm an butthole i tell them

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questions government trusts Vampires and Werewolves

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Tell me again how you want a pay raise for flipping burgers

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How da F you women want a guy to bring something to da table when yo ass still owe Rent a Center for da MFin table

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When you get into a relationship then suddenly everybody starts confessing they feeling they have for you

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My relationship with my phone is like plankton and Karen

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I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup

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have you seen these people ambitious young adults with shovels during a snow storm who are looking to make money

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